This week the crew gathered in the tunnel to recap the tired legs that prevailed in Saturday’s 1-1 draw to Phoenix while flipping more birds to Houston. Also this week, the women's side made their season debut with Flint City AFC suffering the wrath of DCFC's Lilly Jeakle.

Detroit City announced its plans this afternoon to build a soccer-specific stadium at the site of the old Southwest Detroit Hospital on Michigan Ave. and 20th Street. A site that is now owned by the club with a goal to be complete by the start of the 2027 season. Garret breaks down the news from both the club’s presser along with the article written by Crain’s Detroit.

Did something big happen the other night in Houston? This week, the crew gathers in the tunnel to lament Detroit City FC laying waste to another MLS club, this time the Houston Dynamo in the Open Cup. Then, Red turns in his key to the tunnel and says farewell to Channel 451...

Garrett reviews the unfortunate watch that was Detroit City FC’s loss at Highmark to the Pittsburgh Riverhounds before looking ahead to their next game against Loudoun.

The gang covers a lot of topics from Detroit City FC's win over Oakland Roots, to the rest of these scrubby-ass clubs in this scrubby-ass league. In other words, shitting on shit.